Banta : Marte Waqt aadmi ko kya dena chiye ?
Santa : Birla Cement.
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Little Sabri : I’m scared of my Daddy.
Little Samy : It’s my Granny
I’m afraid of.
Little Mary : What about you Chong?
Little Chong : Ho! Ho! In my family, all the three are scared of me!
THINK WHAT HUSBAND HAS LISTENED.
(Husband Making call to his preganant wife in hospital but the no. he dials goes to a cricket stadium)
Husband : What's the conditon ?
(Husband was fainted after hearing the reply)
Did you know what was reply??
4 are out
2 will be out by lunch
and ... the first one was a DUCK!!!!!
How this GOD Is?? (Joke)
A man is talking to God.
The man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it’s about a minute.
The man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it’s a penny.
The man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute
Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
Boy : Dont Worry teacher I'll water your all plants.
Teacher : Okay , thanks alot.
Boy : But dont watch me while I'm watering!!!!!!!
MAD SANTA , SHAME ON HIM
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”
A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have you’re business, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?”
A man, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. Looking up to the sky he entreated “Lord if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right in front of his car. The man looked back up, “never mind I found one.”
Principal : I have the power to fine you , I've the power to suspend you. Do you know where are you ?
Boy : Yes Maam I am in POWERHOUSE!!!!!!!!!